I was handling some onions today and it's turned my fingers black??? ehh? It just look like I've been playing with diesel.. it won't come off, even with fairy liquid... i don't want to go to the emergency room and wait for 6 hours for them to tell me I'm not going to die... anyone had that experience before? It's not funny, i have a major presentation in 2 days... can't exctly wear gloves in the middle of summer... can I? Please help...

Call NHS Direct.

Helpful and no waiting in A&E. Assuming you're from the UK that is.

Alternatively, could be a bad onion and not you?

have you tried cleaning it with alcohol? ( the kind you use to clean wounds)

call NHS direct

KERRIE THE  PROBLEM  IS  EASY  MY DEAR.!!

All you have to do is to get alto of onions and put it all over your body where it can be seen so that matches the hole body

and that will take care of the problem my dear.!!!

You are not going to dead so don't worry, It's just that it will not be coming off again so might as well you just make it look

even all over OK my dear. haha